Hey hey hey hey. No interesting little stories to tell, just a bit of awkward and awesome.
-Standing in line at the redbox in Harris Teeter when a man walks up to the ATM that is right in front of me. It’s like I suddenly feel the need to look the complete opposite direction to prove I’m not looking over his shoulder.. or was I? Pin number… 3762. 😉
-One thing I have learned from working with kids is that you can be in the middle of a conversation and they will interrupt you to insult you. The other day, Im talking to a girl and apparently she couldn’t resist the need to tell me that I have big teeth. Why thank you, I will now stop smiling and make sure I point out when your big girl teeth come in missy.
-Speaking of teeth. Has anyone ever used crest white strips before? Holy moly guacamole. Besides my unreal tooth sensitivity, the spit is overwhelming. It’s like being at the dentist- you know, you walk in with an abnormally dry mouth, ten minutes in you basically feel like your’re laying there drowning. That’s nasty, I know, but it is also super awkward to spend half of that 30 minutes those strips are on standing over my bathroom sink.
-To all of my pinterest followers, I apologize. You see, when I’m hungry late at night, i pin. I pin A LOT of food. It’s kind of like, if I pin enough food, I’ll get full. It’s not working that way quite yet, but I’ve got my phone charged and I’m ready to get my pin on.
-Remember last week when I talked about the mystery planes that threw my students into a tizzy? Mystery solved! As several of you informed me, there was a military funeral going down in Charlotte that day and those planes were set to do a fly over. Apparently they stalled by flying circles over me.
-PRESENT UNDER THE BED DAY. You guys, seriously, this is one of my favorite things from my childhood, and yesterday it was reprised. When I was younger my Mom would randomly pick days to reward us for good behavior and such and such. My siblings and I would come home from school and my Mom would tell us to go look under our beds. We would all run upstairs shoot our arms under our beds and pull out presents. It was awesome. And it hadn’t been done for yearssss. Yesterday I came home from work and was told it was present under the bed day. The gifts have changed quite a bit since I was 10 (I used to get barbies and beanie babies, this time I got a bracelet) but the excitement is just as great.
What’s been Awkward & Awesome lately?